Sri Lanka is renowned worldwide for its extensive diversity with regards to flora and fauna; however have we ever taken a moment to glance through the equally vivid diversity of our own species? To be more exact, the mystical, complex and inexplicable of the two genders. A quick note to all the ladies taking their time off to skim through this, with that annoyed look on their faces: this ten-fold classification was made with absolutely no intention of degrading, judging or looking down upon anyone but simply to decorate that tired, stress-filled face with a beautiful smile.
And all men with that snide grin across your faces wondering where your partners must be fitting, keep in mind that some of you could also definitely fit into these descriptions. Getting all the attention in the world where ever she goes is the ultimate goal in life and she is always trying to be the centre of action in her clique of friends. Loving Sister She will simply adopt you to her extended family of pretty much the entire town in your first encounter itself.
Emotional assistance, shoulder to cry on, friend to cheer you up or give that hug of comfort and inspiration, she is definitely the one. Oh, and she is a firm believer of good and bad and morals armed with a collection of interesting tales from all religions to rebuild any broken heart. Despite gaining popularity by helping all the other girls with their homework, she often struggles to get along with them.
Her lack of social skills really comes out in those awkward situations of meeting and communicating with the male species. Also emotional and knows to cry her way through anything to turn you around to her will. A firm believer of neo-liberalism and individual empowerment also known as not giving a damn about what others think you can witness her doing the craziest and weirdest things one could imagine.
Also alarmingly open and honest with everyone, she is a source of all the chitter chatter, rumours and gossip in town. A simple comment to restrict her choice, which will quickly result in a bombastic trail of gibberish on self-autonomy and individuality and what not, is the easiest way to identify her. Relatives often find it difficult to recognize her owing to the layers of make-up she prefers to adorn her face with.
